Let's Speak Ill of The Dead: Dick Cheney

18 reasons to definitely speak ill of Dick Cheney

(A 5-minute read by Lee Camp)

People say not to speak ill of the dead. I never could understand that. A) They can’t hear you — They are, almost without exception, dead. B) If we don’t speak ill of them when they’re dead, that’s almost the entirety of all time. After our birth, most of what we are is dead. You’re alive for an exceedingly brief amount of t…